Colombia - Dark Roast

$20.00

Colombian coffee is a staple in the coffee world — kind of like that 20-year salty Captain who’s permanently disappointed in everyone, or that burned-out ER doctor who acts like human interaction is a personal inconvenience. Sure, they complain about everything, glare at rookies for breathing too loud, and somehow turn every conversation into “back when this job was hard…” — but without them, the place just wouldn’t feel the same.

Deep down, you know they love the job… and the people they reluctantly refer to as “family” while simultaneously talking trash about them over coffee.

Just like those legends, Colombian coffee has earned its reputation. It’s one of the world’s most recognized and dependable origin coffees — smooth, balanced, familiar, and always a solid choice when you don’t know what you’re in the mood for.

So pour yourself two cups: one for you, and one for that salty son of a bitch sitting at the kitchen table pretending he doesn’t care about anybody while quietly making sure everyone gets home safe.

That’s how you start the day right.

Colombian coffee is a staple in the coffee world — kind of like that 20-year salty Captain who’s permanently disappointed in everyone, or that burned-out ER doctor who acts like human interaction is a personal inconvenience. Sure, they complain about everything, glare at rookies for breathing too loud, and somehow turn every conversation into “back when this job was hard…” — but without them, the place just wouldn’t feel the same.

Deep down, you know they love the job… and the people they reluctantly refer to as “family” while simultaneously talking trash about them over coffee.

Just like those legends, Colombian coffee has earned its reputation. It’s one of the world’s most recognized and dependable origin coffees — smooth, balanced, familiar, and always a solid choice when you don’t know what you’re in the mood for.

So pour yourself two cups: one for you, and one for that salty son of a bitch sitting at the kitchen table pretending he doesn’t care about anybody while quietly making sure everyone gets home safe.

That’s how you start the day right.